According to G. Mikes, the English are:
- Honest: "In England they hardly ever lie, but they would not dream of telling you the truth." This suggests they are truthful by omission, not by directly lying.
- Well-mannered: "In England people have good table manners"
- Have a sense of humour: "Continental people are sensitive and touchy; the English take everything with a sense of humour – they are only offended if you tell them they have no sense of humour."
- Unemotional: "Continental people are sensitive and touchy; the English take everything with a sense of humour – they are only offended if you tell them they have no sense of humour." This suggests the English are unemotional because they react with humor.